I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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