I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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