So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dick very happy bro
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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