Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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