Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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