Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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