I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
