If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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