Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and she was petting her beer can
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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