i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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