how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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