YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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