Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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