apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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