Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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