then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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