What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's blow job season.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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