Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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