i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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