She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Will exercising make me less horny?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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