Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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