As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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