addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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