i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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