I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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