You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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