If that was your dad, he is hot
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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