what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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