it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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