Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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