Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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