i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize