i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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