fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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