just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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