Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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