Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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