Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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