So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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