i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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