it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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