Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
