I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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