I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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