i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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