you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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