he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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