you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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