I am in a vortex of obligation.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
