do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Randomize
