Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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