Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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