Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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